jdentified, pt 3

-Assuming you do play Magic: The Gathering,(inference from card being used and you're a fellow geek =p) Which card will you be and why?

Actually I never played Magic: The Gathering much. I'm a geek but I failed it. I think I played like 6 games of it in my life, with my cousin's 4th ed cards. That's about it.

Here's one interesting one from the Unhinged set, though.



-Complete the following sentence: I believe that _____ and that computers ought to be _____ .

I believe that people who can't use them and that their computers ought to be separated from each other. Forcefully. With a fork.

Same goes with DSLRs. Geesh, the NEXT time I see some bimbo with a DSLR that they never switch to manual mode... *draws Louisville Slugger*

-Would you give yourself a chance?

Well, we ALL know what happened to the last guy who went with that gut feeling.


Really now, wouldn't you go in?

But seriously, what exactly of a kind of chance are we talking about here? If you mean giving myself a chance with someone else, hey, why not? At this point I think it's more like if I'd give other people a chance, buddy. =D

-Give a break down of a normal day in Jaden's life, how much time do you spend doing what? =3

0700 - Reveille
0715 - First Parade
0730 - Breakfast
0800 - Nua in front of computer
0830 - Bored, sleep
1800 - Wake up, realise lunch skipped, hungry, go for dinner
1830 - Nua in front of computer
1900 - Bored, sleep
0200 - Wake up, flip coin to decide if run
0210 - Run A1 route, try to spot interesting things like *cough* couples making out at Science bus stop *cough*
0240 - Cool down, bathe
0300 - Nua in front of computer
0330 - Bored, sleep

Insert homework/twitter/facebook/hallstuff into the sleep zones as necessary.

-How good is your art? DRAW SOMETHING~ *evil grin*

My art is horrendous to the point where I can't draw straight lines. With photoshop. Look, even xkcd has awesome art compared to whatever I can come up with.

-What would you buy with your first paycheck?

BIG+SQUISHABLE+PENGUIN
Actually, what the hell, I'm buying it NOW.
*Calls 1800-JUN&TUN-DELIVERY*

-If you can choose to have one special ability, what would it be, how are you going to use it, and why?

I would like the ability to retort sarcastically and cuttingly to any verbal remark, use it to get myself a job as a talk show host, and spend the rest of my life friendless and alone. But hey, you get to make fun of people for a living. HOW COOL IS THAT.

But well, having THIS as a special power would be a close second.


The power... The power of a God!

-Would you mind being a homosexual?
If yes, name 3-5 males that caught your eye (that might change your personal preference)
If no, name 3-5 homo activates that you would like to do in the future and with who?

Well, no, unfortunately I don't see myself as PLU. And I'm not sure your question actually sounds particularly politically correct, because I hardly think being PLU is something that a person could "mind" being, either he or she is or isn't. I really don't think being PLU is like a conscious state of mind that you can choose to be, and I'm not sure if it's respectful to that community by that implication.

In any case, I'm not sure how I can really answer your question because I can barely tell the difference in hotness between guys. It's like what CS said before, with girls there are just sooo many more points of reference (previously referenced ones include Taeyeon and her absolute cuteness, Jessica's awesome legs, Maki's perfect bangs, Miho's general godlikeness, etc.) I barely have enough time to keep up with looking at girls, why would I spend time looking at guys? =)

-Name some girls whom you are interested during your prep-college and college education and share photos. No Pictures No Talk (NPNT). Sharing is Caring (SIC)

Dear anonymous, funny that you mention Sharing is Caring, because NPNT doesn't apply unless I know who you are too and I can apply SIC to you as well lar. Dotz. That is to say, you no share, I no share, capisce? Lol.

Is prep college secondary school? And college junior college? Or do you mean junior college leading up to university? Lessee. Secondary school. Well my ex counts, I guess. Then aside from that, there were just about hmm, two others. Of course, me being Jaden the twisted, I managed to convince my id that I don't need a relationship. The hassle, the tiredwork, the second guessing, all that work, eesh.

Oh wait, I'm still doing that. Haha. De-operant conditioning in place, huh?

I think that's why I think I only really had one crush in JC, and it wasn't even a pretty serious one. And none in university so far. Wow, my subconscious is fucked. Well, maybe you could count one, but that was so half-fucked that in retrospect, I don't see it as a past attraction anymore.

You want names? Pix or KTHXBYEGTFO? Ask me yourself. IRL pls. =)
I'll be happy to share if you do too. =D
Some of you already know who they are anyway.

-Honesty is a virtue

Of course, and so is non-anonymity on the innernetz.

-Write creative lines showing some novelty on how would you pick up girls and get things going.

Great, now it's a creative-writing class, specialising on pick-up lines.
Hm.

"Oh hi. Normally at this point I'd be stuttering, grinning sheepishly and crapping out a cheesy pickup line I memorised from somewhere at the last-minute but you know, sometimes, a girl comes along that makes you pretty much do everything right to impress her. I think I found her tonight."

No corniness there, I hope. Now the hard part, finding someone worth that. Hm.

-I am certain jaden will not continue jdentification given the above questions.

YA THINK? I HATH SURVIVED THE CLEANSING FIRES OF /b/.
You will not find a greater hive of scum and villany than in the cesspit of the internet that is 4chan.
THIS... IS... NOTHING!

Actually, 4chan isn't really that bad once you get past the flaming, the shock sites, the disgusting pictures, etc. The only thing that's really bad about it the slow, burning realisation that, you've become one of them. OHSHI-


Scary on so many levels.

-Define sex

WELL! Here's the best definition of 'sex' I can find. Don't worry, it's worksafe. Or it should be.

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I COULD HAVE HIDDEN A RICKROLL UP THERE. OR GOATSE. OR A SHOCK SITE. MUAHAHAHAHA I<3tinyurls.

But don't worry, you trust me, don't you, readers? I'm sure you do. =D
Click it. Cliiiiiiiiiiiiiick eeeeeeeet.

-If you want to be a movie, what would you choose and why?

If I were to be in a movie, I'd pick some random Japanese show. Why? There's a 90% chance of it either involving giant robots or hot chicks. 50% of both.


If this is real-life, what do you think the movies are like?

-You are not a minion(in fact there are no minion token creating cards IIRC)

Actually I need to revise that. The proper creature type should be "Legendary Awesome". Foil rare. Also, the Phyrexian Processor makes minion tokens IIRC.

-Why so beng?

Very beng meh. I've seen worse. I wanted blue hair remember?

-Where is the cat?

MEME-FIGHT.


Here it is!

-Who let the dogs out? Woof! Woof! Woof!

You know who. Just remember that it's not always the same person. Lost and delirious like everyone else. The end always comes for those poor canines before everyone else realises that. Game and set, that's what they'll tell you, and then 'read the first word of each sentence'.

-100 bucks that 'define sex' was left by shawn

I'm pretty sure it's not. Shawn already has a pretty definite definition of sex.

-200 bucks this blog is going inactive again and the owner will change to a new blog

Cool, where do I collect? If you have any idea of this system you'd know I'd give 7 days notice for readers to post questions and accumulate before I make an answer post. Bad anonymous, bad! Minus 1 point!
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Dear god, I feel like I'm writing an essay here.


jdentification (100th instalment), assume questions are bullets.

I do feel like restricting the number of questions next time, but then where's the fun? Stay tuned for the next exciting instalment folks. Until then, no more questions, let peaceful blogging commence. =P